January 2010
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Rob Denbleyker →
He does Cyanide and Happiness now. He did this before that. I’ve been following him for about 6 or more years.
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Archer
Archer is an animated, half-hour comedy set at the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS), a spy agency where espionage and global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.
Jan 1st
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Adam Reed on IMDB →
Check this guy out. He’s awesome!
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Archer on FX! →
GO GO GO! GO TIME, MOTHER HUMPER!
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"I need a sex robe"
-Awake at 5am
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Anybody ever watch 7 Days? →
This was one of my favorite shows when I was a kid. The guy has guest starred on CSI and other shows.
Jan 1st
This is Glamorous' Guide to Champagne →
(via fivefifteen) I remember drinking my first champagne with my mom. It was like 4 in the morning, and she taught me how to drink properly. Everybody should learn the finer arts of booze.
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Fuck Yeah, Drinky Crow! →
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@ mongoosedog:
awakeduring5am: got aim? Facebook! Splortched123@hotmail.com
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Amazing zoomable pic →
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I went an entire year without getting laid.
Palmala, your the only one that loves me.
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I CAN'T SEE THE MOON?! WTF?
It isn’t anywhere?! GAH!
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FUCK SHAVING.
awakeduring5am: Why can’t guys grow something useful, like cotton candy? Then we could eat that shit. No woman will ever be truely satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
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Personal finance time!
Be back later guys!
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12852.) I pretend to lead a life that's far more...
awakeduring5am: serpentinethumbs: (via blogsecret) You are valued by someone somewhere.
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Funny Sex Laws
awakeduring5am: mongoosedog: awakeduring5am: tamburina: 1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona. Why? It’s just a part of sex. 2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. Apparently they are uncomfortable with their bodies in Virginia. I lived there and I didn’t know that! … Are they really that racist of black? 3. It is illegal for...
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Funny Sex Laws
awakeduring5am: tamburina: 1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona. 2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. 3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse. 4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia. 5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC. ...
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I told you I have weird freaky stuff. Nothing you can do will prepare you for the things I’ve seen!
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Taking a human sexualities class really opens your mind up. There is something you don’t know about that somebody does sexually.
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Remember Y2K?
Well guess what? The world is gonna end again in 2012!
Dec 31st
"I like to watch" -Chance →
Watch this movie: Being There (1979) You never expect the ending, and the movie is just… I can’t even describe it. It’s an instant classic.
Dec 31st
@ ellkael & mongoosedog
awakeduring5am: My hair isnt dead yet, i did intense treatment on that patch. and Mongoosedog: Yep. Haha. At least it isn’t weird freaky stuff. I have wierd freaky stuff. Would you like to see?
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@ mongoosedog
awakeduring5am: How ironic hahahahaha Ah! So it was me you were talking about!
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Where did the Extract Filter/others go? →
Follow this to get the free filters Adobe took out of Photoshop.
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